Romantic Archivist Gifts

It's my biggest project - a database of all my sister's boyfriends.

'I never forget any of my girlfriends.'

"Meet the scribe"

Historical memory is on life support.

Bear Costume

'The definition of OBSOLETE: old fashioned dictionaries.'

'...then Johannes Gutenberg built the first bookcase'

'You're right. Our old safety files have become a safety concern.'

'From albums to 8-tracks to cassettes to CD's...What a long, loud trip it's been!'

Office worker pushing a pile of papers on trolley.

Letter Collecting Nerd

Bobbies library of jeans

Catalogue of little books.

(No caption. Signs on file cabinets drawers read, "Files Saved to Hard Drive," "Files Saved to Disk," "Files Saved to Traveldrive," "Trash.")

"I think I'll keep a diary..."

We have a nice selection of office artifacts, a typewriter, carbon paper, ashtrays, our CEO's last handwritten memo...

"The last time I was in Europe was 4 boyfriends ago..."

"The finger bowl is courtesy of the gentleman."

"They must be from a time when it was safe to meet in the park at night."

Attic of hopes and dreams...

'We met through a radiocarbon dating service.'

Romantic Tree Carving

'Does anyone know where we keep the unwritten rules?'

Romans.

"We didn't spend much time together when we first got married, so we're making up for lost time. We now have a date night 300 days a year."

Today's alpha-lesson is "Keep a journal." The average person lets life pass them by. The events of their lives fade into nothingness. An alpha knows that long after they're gone, their thoughts and experiences will be of great interest to historians. That's not an original thought. I read it in the papyrus Randus Maximus XIV left in a safe deposit box after he helped conquer Judea.

'Lost Diary'

'The last Doctor to go into medical records has still not been found.'

Magic Ring to gain entry into Tolkien Archive

Dive in Archive.

'Wow - My kind of man.'

"You're not at all like your answering machine."

Perfect Match

"I let go of all my earthly attachments, but there's one I can't seem to shake."

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