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The Grazer App

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

"Sorry, we've found an app that's better at being you than you!"

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

'My understanding of psychiatry is that women fantasiss and men internalise - in fact I'd like to internalise right now.'

'Charlie is the first to admit that he's too old for me.'

"Why don't you find a museum!"

"I feel we haven't moved beyond parallel play."

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

Tunnel of Love/Tunnel of Marriage

"But if you change your system preferences to match mine, is it really love?"

Cosmonaut

"You never told me your dad was so delightfully old-fashioned."

Big Data Tonight

Battle of the sexes in a relationship

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

'When we first met there was a chemistry between us. These days though, it's more of a 'chemistry set'.'

"This is fun. I'm usually kind of a loner."

'Of all the women who responded to my dating profile, you had the best emoticon.'

'Trust me, she can't fail to notice you now...'

'The way we met was interesting. I opened my wallet and there she was!'

"This is just SO like him. For years, I begged him to straighten up and fly right, and when he finally DID, it was right into a picture window!"

'Jane, cancel all my appointments for the rest of the week.'

"I feel like I don’t even know my own husband ... and it’s driving me wild!"

Astronaut love

"Why can’t this count as ‘date night’?"

"Then again, an honest profile picture would not have got me a wonderful 'Duck Confit with a Chocolat Creme Brulee.'"

"She said, 'I'll go if you go,' and I said, 'I'll go if you go,' and here we are."

"Arthur, I need my space."

"Yes, he was very nice, Mom, but he had to cut the date short because it was... 'report card time'!"

"Frank, I want you to try antidepressants."

'We need to talk about your fear of commitment, Ralph.'

Heart to heart talk.

"Well, who's stupid idea was it to honeymoon on Moonlight bay?!"

"The way you look at me, Craig... you really see me."