Romantic Advice Enthusiast T-Shirts

"You've reached Randy the love doctor. What ails you?"

Bear Costume

Man dreams of romance whilst a woman dreams of romance and babies.

I only have eyes for you

"I hope he has skeletons in his closet."

"If you let down your guard, I'll walk over the moat."

Who Will blink First Hugs.

Happy Valentine's Day.

Klimt Kiss Phones

'I love it when you spoon me.'

Love is in the air...

'My serotonin levels have maxed-out, my brain is awash in glucocoriticoids and, if it weren't for my leveling endogenous opiates, I'd float out that window!'

'Say baby - 'come live with me and be my love, and we will all the pleasures prove, that valleys, groves, hills and fields,woods or steepy mountain yields' - Marlowe.'

'I wouldn't kick her out of bed.'

"Our bond is stronger because we chose each other."

Funnel of Love

'...And then, I guess our relationship got TOO meaningful.'

Love

Funnel of Love

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

'In general, do the right thing.'

"You can tell it's a period drama because they're not wearing ozone helmets."

Champagne Bubble

Dialogue about the relationship.

Dialogue

"You wanted a romantic getaway, so...get away."

Mating rituals

'Does this perfume have an antidote?'

A young couple in love.

"I don’t know how many ways I can explain it. One morning you’ll just wake up and know that you’re in love."

Love Birds love snuggles

'Romeo and Julietta'

Words of Love

The Tunnel Of Love

You're my Venus