Romancer In Transit Prints

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

Mr. Punch in Venice

"My wife commissioned a portrait of me."

Beach flirting

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

"Take my hand, my love, and come with me to the cabin, where we can explore each other's naked bodies for ticks."

Rainbow/Horizon

"I know it's only our second date, and stop me if I'm moving too fast, but, would you non-rev with me?"

Run from the hills!

'Sorry!...Recalculating.'

Gwendolyn found herself deep in the Lake district,

Travelling jesters. No fools left aboard overnight.

'For many months, you've been preparing to enter the sea of matrimony, and today, you walk the plank.'

"You know that on-line romance you've been carryin' on? Well this here's Samantha!"

Honeymooning in Paris.

"Anything to declare aside from ever-lasting love and devotion to each other?"

"Would you like to come in and see my cave drawings?"

'My dad is away, so we can play...'

Colin's GPS was to prove useless at finding Maureen's 'G' spot.

Subway Chanteys

Love hate relationship on the planet Zoltan.

A woman taking her heart for a walk.

Plaster of Paris

'2085 AD: Nothing has changed much. Lovers still carve their initials in synthetic trees with laser pen knives.

"Me? I thougt they were your anniversary surprise!"

'Oi! - Have you nicked one of my sausages?'

"Nothing's wrong with the club I sold you. Maybe you're just not her type."

"You were ferocious when you rushed to get us those seats on the Jitney."

'They didn't cover THIS in our restraint course at Cornell!'

"I remember when these two matched on Hinge, casually retweeted quips on Tweitter, lost each other for a bit, slid into Instagram DMs...and here we are at regular texting and marriage."

"I love you, Ilene, O.K.? Get over it!"

"Doesn't it ever irk you being Daddy's little girl?"

Happy Anniversary