Travelling Performer Prints

Travelling jesters. No fools left aboard overnight.

Easter Island legs

'It's okay, there's a trampoline under the snow.'

"Bruh, that is some SERIOUS kazoo."

"If your luggage is in your clothes it doesn't count!"

"Don't worry. If we're too late, we can always catch the secondary screening."

'I play an evolving character, In the second act, I'm a piece of pie,'

"More helium."

Sailor boy

'Dad, when you say life's a bowl of cherries, what's a cherry?'

"The next time you have an 'emergency', have it on the roof like every other self-respecting bird!"

'Hello, this is your captain speaking... I'm on the next flight!'

Pogo Cellist

"This next one's a sad little number I call, 'I left my guitar on the F train.'"

The Statue of Liberty stands up all day long and rests by night.

'Let's get some play-doh and make happy masks.'

"I crawl that I may savor the richness and diversity of people and places along the way."

'Honestly Fred, we're only here for the day trip.'

Man Painting Road.

"A double room with twin minibars, please!"

Artists draw speed lines next to their car.

Helium Guitar Festival

"I get it...you went south for the winter. Now, don't you think it's time to ditch the shirt?"

'I wish you wouldn't put these little mints on my pillow when we stay at hotels. They melt into my hair.'

'Excuse me, sir. Can I interest you in a timeshare property?'

"Yes, who do I punch in the face for overbooking my flight?"

Naked Hamlet

Policeman

"I have two children by a previous tour."

Pole dancing

Angels waiting at baggage reclaim for their harps.

"Do you always have to over pack, Alice!"

'This is my RB: Recreational Bomb.'

Hotel: Price List

A turkey on a baggage carousel