Travelling Performer Mugs

Travelling jesters. No fools left aboard overnight.

Easter Island legs

'It's okay, there's a trampoline under the snow.'

"Bruh, that is some SERIOUS kazoo."

"If your luggage is in your clothes it doesn't count!"

"Don't worry. If we're too late, we can always catch the secondary screening."

'I play an evolving character, In the second act, I'm a piece of pie,'

Sailor boy

"More helium."

'Dad, when you say life's a bowl of cherries, what's a cherry?'

'Hello, this is your captain speaking... I'm on the next flight!'

Pogo Cellist

"I crawl that I may savor the richness and diversity of people and places along the way."

"This next one's a sad little number I call, 'I left my guitar on the F train.'"

'Let's get some play-doh and make happy masks.'

The Statue of Liberty stands up all day long and rests by night.

'Honestly Fred, we're only here for the day trip.'

Man Painting Road.

Artists draw speed lines next to their car.

Helium Guitar Festival

"I get it...you went south for the winter. Now, don't you think it's time to ditch the shirt?"

'I wish you wouldn't put these little mints on my pillow when we stay at hotels. They melt into my hair.'

'Excuse me, sir. Can I interest you in a timeshare property?'

Naked Hamlet

Policeman

"Yes, who do I punch in the face for overbooking my flight?"

"I have two children by a previous tour."

Angels waiting at baggage reclaim for their harps.

Pole dancing

'This is my RB: Recreational Bomb.'

Hotel: Price List

'Let's see your A.A.R.P. card, buddy.'

"Do you always have to over pack, Alice!"

'Welcome to beagle island.'