Roman Numeral Whiz Pillows

"Why study Latin? I guess so we'll know what Super Bowl game we're watching."

The first car accident.

"My answers could be right. Your quiz just asked the wrong questions."

The First Annual Game Show Week.

"Baxter...about this report...your punctuation, spelling and grammar are perfect. No one can understand it!"

'Maths is fun!'

Examinations.

Math Teacher

'If I don't chew this, my S.A.T. scores will skyrocket.'

"Gee, thanks! What rate of interest does it pay?"

It appears to be some sort of computer virus.

The Invention of the Wheel

'In a Washington economic summit, a panel of three economists offered two dozen opinions about the direction of global economics.'

'Gifted class, indeed. One is gifted in science, but he can't read - one is gifted in reading, but won't even try math...'

"So we've managed to consolidate all our multinational 24 hour hotline support centres down to one Single Point of Contact... and here he is."

'Every team needs a role player. And your role on this team, Bill, is to sit at that desk and crunch numbers.'

'I need both hands for steering.'

A2+B2=C2, 'Are you sure you're not just making this stuff up?'

Man on a unicycle trying to guard credit from nasty 'Bankruptcy'.

Apex Dictionaries Co - sign reads: Clowsed,bak at too.

'That's a million correct answers in a row!'

"We can't just pluck figures out of the air any more. . . We use a bucket."

'This is just the first step -- next, I invent the Teamsters' Union!'

"History test? But I studied all night for a math test!"

'Hey! -- I invented that, too!', 'It's that nut Al-Gor again.'

'You should have been here last quarter when his earnings estimate was off by two cents, instead of one.'

Unsure of the correct answer, Teddy looks around and then discreetly pulls out his cheat sheep.

'And tomorrow we will be having a surprise test.'

Music Quiz

'It was a surprise quiz to me and the teacher - I passed!'

At 4 years old most kids can say easy straightforward sentences.

It's academic

"Is it 'Goldfinger...?'"