Naming Whiz Pillows

"I've just been offered a job sorting out the Y1K bug.."

Multi-tasking.

Need Supercomputer to finish my PhD, Please Help.

Nerd tryouts.

"She's a show dog...purebred, of course." "That's great! My guy's a Sanskrit scholar...wrote for the Harvard Lampoon."

'Yep,that's it Mr.White. And NOW go, Control-Alt-Delete, then re-enter.'

'This computer has a fast modem, the latest Pentium, increased RAM, a huge hard drive and broadband connections. Only one problem...slow pointer fingers.'

'WE use these computers to gather and organise data for our school district and, on a slow day, to play solitaire.'

"Don’t you eyeball me, Ed! That’s right, look down at the table. Only technicians who remember to back up the data can look at me! And if you start to cry I will fire you!"

'My dog ate my computer.'

"I hate you! You don't understand me and you don't understand my software!"

GO AHEAD ... MAKE MY DAY!

STRIP Hambone: Workers help is a hindrance

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

Math Teacher

'I'm afraid you've failed the Turing test.'

"The results are impressive, but it'll be decades before we can transmit and receive pornography."

'Those enormous worldwide internet communities.'

'...And, from what I understand, they don't have any hard drive at all.'

It appears to be some sort of computer virus.

"Brilliant cover letter, lousy résumé."

'My new browser is so fast I have to take motion sickness pills.'

"I love the fact that you're a computer genius, Erwin. I just don't like fact that you look like one."

Computer making faces behind owner's back.

You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it.

"What's that you're reading?"

I've always been slower than computers...

"So we've managed to consolidate all our multinational 24 hour hotline support centres down to one Single Point of Contact... and here he is."

Sub Editor

Washroom Doors: Men, Women, Computer Whiz.

'Hey, everyone! Guess who forgot his password?'

Writing the poem was easy: there are lots of words rhyming with "snow"...