Roman Mythologist Pillows

Janus 2021

"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."

Venus

Saint George and the Drag Queen

The Elliot Ness monster.

Boy and Bear and Monster

'...this is Loch Lomand!'

Neptune

Grim Reaper rowing a boat full of dead souls to the afterlife; a tip jar sits on the side of the boat.

Extreme Sisyphus

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

Viking Loch Ness

Sir gawain had been duped....it was a damson in distress

'Actually, there's no interview necessary. Just pull out the sword and the job's yours.'

The Death Of Venus

Only then, did Medusa realise her mistake.

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

"Could you tilt the Earth just a bit more away from the light?"

'MUM, go and get Daddy, there's another knight coming: This is so much fun!'

Greek A-Z Map,

"My wish is simple—to give something back to the community."

"The sign ruins our surprise attack, but it's a big OSHA fine if we don't have it."

'While Dionysus is indisposed, who wants to take over as God of Wine?'

'No, I won't be celebrating St George's Day.'

Boy scout replaces Atlas during Bob-a-Job Week.

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

"Is there a way to disable Narcissus' self-view?"

"It appears to be a giant boil, sire."

"Bob, the whole Cupid thing is a metaphor."

'What did St. Patrick have against snakes?'

The Kali De Milo.

Id/Ego/Superego.

'Ok, give me your username & password one more time.'

Medusa and Perseus.