Roman Mythologist Prints

Janus 2021

"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."

Venus

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Party Twenty Three

Saint George and the Drag Queen

Mount Olympus Brewery. Those might be dangerous to open. They're Pandora's Bocks.

The Elliot Ness monster.

Boy and Bear and Monster

'...this is Loch Lomand!'

Neptune

Grim Reaper rowing a boat full of dead souls to the afterlife; a tip jar sits on the side of the boat.

Extreme Sisyphus

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

Viking Loch Ness

Sir gawain had been duped....it was a damson in distress

'Actually, there's no interview necessary. Just pull out the sword and the job's yours.'

The Death Of Venus

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

'MUM, go and get Daddy, there's another knight coming: This is so much fun!'

Only then, did Medusa realise her mistake.

"Could you tilt the Earth just a bit more away from the light?"

"My wish is simple—to give something back to the community."

Greek A-Z Map,

"The sign ruins our surprise attack, but it's a big OSHA fine if we don't have it."

'No, I won't be celebrating St George's Day.'

The Kali De Milo.

"Is there a way to disable Narcissus' self-view?"

"It appears to be a giant boil, sire."

'While Dionysus is indisposed, who wants to take over as God of Wine?'

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

"Bob, the whole Cupid thing is a metaphor."

Boy scout replaces Atlas during Bob-a-Job Week.

'What did St. Patrick have against snakes?'

Id/Ego/Superego.

'Ok, give me your username & password one more time.'