Rolling Cigarettes Prints

"No thanks. I've started rolling my own"

J. R. R. Tolkien

"What do you mean 'sitting is the new smoking'? I thought fat was the new smoking?"

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

Punk Reindeer

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

Men gossiping

Someone needs to tell him that having Churchillian leadership skills requires more than a 10'' havana

'Excuse me Ma'am, do you mind if I smoke?'

"Smoke a cigar that fits your face."

'I'm an atheist!'

Smoking Area. Oh, I don't smoke. I'm just addicted to ten-minute breaks.

'I think he would come back to earth if women would just stop kissing him.'

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

'Do you mind!!?'

Professional woman in pub

'I hate having to go outside for a cigarette!'

'I started as an office boy and growled my way to the top.'

"I think I see a miscreant in the carpark. There's no time to call the police I must deal with it myself."

Merry Christmas.

"The third leading cause of forest fires."

'It's a nicotine patch...I've been smoking too much.'

The discoverer of fire meets the discoverer of marijuana

'At least they can't touch the village local' say two country gents. The pub now has a sign on the window saying 'This is now a smoke free pub, also no dogs or horsey types!'

Philosopher's pub with 24 hour thinking.

Punk rocker passing punk codger in street.

"I can't WAIT to see it."

'He's just come back from another management training course.'

"Since I've gone over to roll-ups I find I can get by on just one cigarette a day!"

"Really? You mean you’ve never smoked a joint?"

"I can really taste my food since giving up smoking, so I've started again."

Pelobong

"Darlin', I finally figured out the true meaning of life. It's a well=worn chair, a nasty old pipe, cheap brandy and a moth-eaten dog with a sphincter problem."

Richard Hughes.