Cigarettes Prints

'I'm old, bald and fat, but at least I'm not boring!'

Happy Meals for Grown Ups

'Woman smoking out of window.'

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

"What do you mean 'sitting is the new smoking'? I thought fat was the new smoking?"

Men gossiping

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

Punk Reindeer

'Excuse me Ma'am, do you mind if I smoke?'

Someone needs to tell him that having Churchillian leadership skills requires more than a 10'' havana

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

"Smoke a cigar that fits your face."

'I'm an atheist!'

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

'I think he would come back to earth if women would just stop kissing him.'

'At first I wasn't going to join, but with a name like that, how could I resist?'

'Do you mind!!?'

(I ride a harley, I drive a porsche, I smoke cigars, I drink martinis...) (So, ….You're impotent?)

'I hate having to go outside for a cigarette!'

Merry Christmas.

'It's a nicotine patch...I've been smoking too much.'

'I started as an office boy and growled my way to the top.'

"I think I see a miscreant in the carpark. There's no time to call the police I must deal with it myself."

Cigars for the Upcoming Bear Market

Professional woman in pub

The discoverer of fire meets the discoverer of marijuana

"The third leading cause of forest fires."

'At least they can't touch the village local' say two country gents. The pub now has a sign on the window saying 'This is now a smoke free pub, also no dogs or horsey types!'

Philosopher's pub with 24 hour thinking.

Punk rocker passing punk codger in street.

"Shoulda brought the weed."

"I can really taste my food since giving up smoking, so I've started again."

Pelobong

"We'd like to do a song that will barely penetrate your consciousness as you continue to enjoy those faddish cigars and single-malt scotches."

Richard Hughes.