Chain Smoker Prints

"20% of medical opinion may change every five years...but it won't be the 20% that says smoking 20 a day and being 5 stone overweight is bad for you!"

Jean-Paul Sartre

Men gossiping

Professional woman in pub

"Darlin', I finally figured out the true meaning of life. It's a well=worn chair, a nasty old pipe, cheap brandy and a moth-eaten dog with a sphincter problem."

"Since I've gone over to roll-ups I find I can get by on just one cigarette a day!"

Richard Hughes.

Men talking about the boots of the period

'I haven't had the urge for a cigarette for two days. How's the patch working for you?'

Isambard Kingdom Brunel.

'I'm just checking my e-cigarette.'

'You rang?'

"Carpenter ants."

'...And maybe they know something about passive smoking you don't.'

"In my experience, there's nothing good at the end of a trail like this."

Man offers coffee with smoke.

'Cheer up, Mr. Laping. It's only until the fishing season is over.'

'Not only is smoking permitted, we insist on it!'

"I really love grandma and all, but she stinks of vape."

'He knew he was hyte when his last locofoco seemed gynecoid.'

'I'm not up here seeking wisdom - this is the only place they'll let me smoke.'

Early Goths.

"It's the kids! Quick! Stash the cigs!"

Swamp creature with French baguette.

Pipe Smoking Fish

'Hey, pal - got a light?'

101 uses of a dead cat: cigarette dispenser

"I'm thinking of giving up social media. . . shouldn't be too difficult, I did quit smoking in the noughties."

Man going out for a cigarette from a lighthouse.

"I got an extension.'

Eddy Merckx

"The crazy thing is I actually managed to give up in the summer"

The legal gentleman named brass

A place to smoke.

'I think we'll pass on having wine with dinner, but thanks for the ashtray.'