Chain Smoker Prints

"20% of medical opinion may change every five years...but it won't be the 20% that says smoking 20 a day and being 5 stone overweight is bad for you!"

Jean-Paul Sartre

Men gossiping

Professional woman in pub

"Since I've gone over to roll-ups I find I can get by on just one cigarette a day!"

"Darlin', I finally figured out the true meaning of life. It's a well=worn chair, a nasty old pipe, cheap brandy and a moth-eaten dog with a sphincter problem."

Richard Hughes.

Men talking about the boots of the period

'I haven't had the urge for a cigarette for two days. How's the patch working for you?'

Isambard Kingdom Brunel.

'I'm just checking my e-cigarette.'

'You rang?'

'...And maybe they know something about passive smoking you don't.'

"Carpenter ants."

"In my experience, there's nothing good at the end of a trail like this."

'Cheer up, Mr. Laping. It's only until the fishing season is over.'

Man offers coffee with smoke.

"I really love grandma and all, but she stinks of vape."

'He knew he was hyte when his last locofoco seemed gynecoid.'

'I'm not up here seeking wisdom - this is the only place they'll let me smoke.'

'Not only is smoking permitted, we insist on it!'

Early Goths.

Swamp creature with French baguette.

"It's the kids! Quick! Stash the cigs!"

"I'm thinking of giving up social media. . . shouldn't be too difficult, I did quit smoking in the noughties."

'Hey, pal - got a light?'

101 uses of a dead cat: cigarette dispenser

Pipe Smoking Fish

Man going out for a cigarette from a lighthouse.

"I got an extension.'

Eddy Merckx

"The crazy thing is I actually managed to give up in the summer"

The legal gentleman named brass

"More nicotine."

'I think we'll pass on having wine with dinner, but thanks for the ashtray.'