Roller Blading Prints

"Dear Joe and Heather, Please excuse the hospital stationary, but I wanted to thank you for inviting me to your roller blading/backyard trampoline/pommel horse party...."

Early Learning - Stabilizers for Roller blades

Roller blader crashing into pile of dirty rubbish

Roller blader with bandaged head

'I guess every team needs a creative renegade.'

Servant brings king skateboard on pillow.

"I go that extra mile!"

'Fixed the leg on the telly yet?'

Rollerblader wears a cast and has wheels on crutches

"But I wasn't running in the hall."

Man on psychiatrist's couch: 'It was a cry for help, really - I tried to slash my wrists with rollerblades.'

"Take these. They'll help bring you up to speed."

If your dog is fat, you're not getting enough exercise.

'Your heart's not in the job - admit you're only doing it for the money!'

'Jack wants to stay home and rad books, and I wanted him to take up roller skating, so we compromised.'

Chicken Coupe.

"They can run but they won't be able to hide."

'I brought a mobile home.'

Man skated through airport with rollers on pull bag.

'I did say we were going to give you transport...I didn't say what sort!'

'Now that's what I call fast food.'

Using nano-satellites for extreme roller-skating.

'No kidding? I didn't realize 80 is the new 20!'

The over 80s ain't what they used to be!

Roller skater see a sign: Nightmareville Pop. 5679 Beware Of Government Red Tape

Tortoise & Hare.

The little old lady who lived in a shoe looks into a mobile home.

'What do you mean, you want rollerblades?'

Man using roller blades on treadmill.

Dog on skates.

"The inspector's not getting older. He's getting odder."

Remote Control Car Rollerblades

"I didn't put this in my personal ad, but I'm synonymous with Belgian cuisine."

"Of course your dad loves the roller-skates you got him. He just went through the door with them."

"It was bad enough learning to master the use of wings here but roller-blades must have been a nightmare!"