Roller Blading Pillows

"Dear Joe and Heather, Please excuse the hospital stationary, but I wanted to thank you for inviting me to your roller blading/backyard trampoline/pommel horse party...."

Early Learning - Stabilizers for Roller blades

Roller blader crashing into pile of dirty rubbish

Roller blader with bandaged head

'I guess every team needs a creative renegade.'

Servant brings king skateboard on pillow.

"I go that extra mile!"

'Fixed the leg on the telly yet?'

Rollerblader wears a cast and has wheels on crutches

Man on psychiatrist's couch: 'It was a cry for help, really - I tried to slash my wrists with rollerblades.'

"But I wasn't running in the hall."

"Take these. They'll help bring you up to speed."

"They can run but they won't be able to hide."

'Your heart's not in the job - admit you're only doing it for the money!'

Chicken Coupe.

If your dog is fat, you're not getting enough exercise.

'Jack wants to stay home and rad books, and I wanted him to take up roller skating, so we compromised.'

'I brought a mobile home.'

'Now that's what I call fast food.'

Using nano-satellites for extreme roller-skating.

Man skated through airport with rollers on pull bag.

'I did say we were going to give you transport...I didn't say what sort!'

'No kidding? I didn't realize 80 is the new 20!'

The over 80s ain't what they used to be!

Roller skater see a sign: Nightmareville Pop. 5679 Beware Of Government Red Tape

Tortoise & Hare.

The little old lady who lived in a shoe looks into a mobile home.

Jesus Rollerblading on water

"Phyllis was Roller Derby Queen of 1962, and she'll never let you forget it."

"The inspector's not getting older. He's getting odder."

Dog on skates.

'What do you mean, you want rollerblades?'

Remote Control Car Rollerblades

"It was bad enough learning to master the use of wings here but roller-blades must have been a nightmare!"

Man using roller blades on treadmill.