Roller Blade Rebel Prints

Man using roller blades on treadmill.

Little girl dangling from her horse track.

'I miss telling people they can't have a day off to be with their sick children!'

Rollerblader wears a cast and has wheels on crutches

"I'm turning into my mother, and it's awesome!"

"But I wasn't running in the hall."

Fisherman has his dinghy punctured by a swordfish.

Man in bumper car sees traffic cop on bumper-car style motorcycle

'Now that's what I call fast food.'

Driverless Car

The over 80s ain't what they used to be!

"I'm just saying you're not allowed to use your phone during class. You're not being de-platformed."

No skating, no parking, no loitering, no cycling, no games, no nothing

No, it doesn't help when he calls it "oarabics."

Bike Lane

"Isn't 85 the new 55?"

'I think it's for compliance with some Federal safety regulation.'

Rules and procedure

Remote Control Car Rollerblades

I don't care if all your friends are having it done

"It was bad enough learning to master the use of wings here but roller-blades must have been a nightmare!"

'Does your best friend have to come EVERYWHERE with us?'

"First rule of bike club: no racing ahead."

'I don't care if you are endorsing those rollerblades. You can't wear them in the game!'

"Ma'am, are you aware of how many braggy, preachy bumper stickers you've got plastered on the back of your car?"

'I'm beginning to wish I hadn't made him with those little rollerblades.'

'Yes, sir, we do want you to keep up with the flow of traffic- just don't get caught at it!'

Angry driver

Evolution of the PED X-Ing sign.

No Parking in Firelane.

Speed camera: 'Police fund-raiser, please increase your speed now.'

'There! That should make sure they don't do it again.'

'Remember...the law of gravity!' 'Laws are made to be broken.'

'Hi, pal -- I'm collecting for a trip to Sturgis.'

'Speed Limit 65' 'Age Limit 85'.