Roles Gifts

'You're under my supervision now, principal Hodgkins!'

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

"Do you want to pretend to be a doctor and I'll pretend to be a hotshot civil litigation attorney who sues you till your ears bleed?"

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

"Why do they do that?"

"He likes it."

Billy. The Kid.

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

"We're playing doctor. Do you have any old magazines for our waiting room?"

"An actor, you say? Guess you caught the acting-like-a-waiter bug."

'Don't bite it.I have to check Daddy next.'

"No Frodo, we are still many leagues from Mordor. This is from a wildfire by I-5 west of Bakersfield."

Dog walking Human.

"On the plus side, I finally have a key to the executive washroom."

"My hackers just collapsed your country's economy."

"Go ahead. This one seems too arrogant."

"Now there's a relationship that's working!"

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

Little Princess.

Kid with 'Little Wellness Facilitator' kit

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

Little Doctor meets Little Geneticists.

"Honey, where did you put my Green Lantern cufflinks?!"

Little doctor.

'I'm not playing 'Bride and Groom' unless you sign this pre-nuptial aggreement!'

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

'You're doing a play in kindergarten?'

"I'm just saying, maybe we wouldn't need the swords if we didn't wear these clothes."

"You're never a superhero in your own backyard."

"I brought you a wig because you said you like long hair."