Role Model Ponderers T-Shirts

'I don't understand it Sid... where did we go wrong?!'

'I guess there are lots of rotten jobs, Gramma...I hope I don't have to clean the taco hut forever.'

A small number of people are afraid of heights, but there is an epidemic fear of widths.

'I made my own list of My World's 100 Most Powerful Women!'

"This number goes out to all the little people I met on my way back down."

"I don't know...sometimes I think I don't spend enough time with them. What kind of role model am I?"

"I'm less a role model than a cautionary tale."

'I hate it when they emulate their major league heroes.'

Statue of Female Executive

"Gracie, Frida Kahlo was a controversial figure... She was a strong independent woman...but she also had the courage to be different and unique."

"My name is Jose Hernandez, and my story begins when my parents moved from Mexico to the United States to work the fields. I would find my own special calling."

'If Aunt Arctica is on the bottom of the world, does that mean Uncle Artica is on top of the world?'

"I don't want to be a king like Dad - I want to be a pirate like Grandpa!"

The Loneliness of Power

"Well, we can eat out, order in, or just sit here and let our bodies slowly gnaw away at our muscle tissue."

Jealousy

'...Just like Daddy!'

"I find it hard to perform in these market conditions."

"I'm Supreme Court Justice Sonia Sotomayor!"

"If he can run for mayor, I bet I can be mayor some day too!"

Lucy Bronze

Hall of Fame

"There! I have enough reserves to seriously consider retirement. All my years of hard work have paid off! This Halloween pushed me over the 50-pound mark."

'I had everything going for me, but I could never find the right person to inspire me.'

"Why do you always get to be the gay icon?"

'I wish there was a little more magic in our marriage. For a start I'd like to see him perform a vanishing act!'

'Who wants to play celebrity rant?'

"Why are you smiling?"

"Ladies and gentlemen, the fabulous Harry Styles."

"My teacher noticed you weren't at parent teacher night. She wanted to ask you why I never take an interest in anything."

"Mom, a boy in my class today, called you a super chick! What's that?"

"The doctor said Millard needs back surgery. . . I never knew he had a spine!"

"I want a cool piercing like you, Grandpa Moby!"

"I think Jennifer Lopez gets a bad rap. She's a smart, ambitious woman who works hard, respects her roots, and follows her heart! She deserves all her fame and glory!"

"My cousin Nilda is coming over...the one who put three children through college. And my friend Yolanda...who vowed to never fight with her sister-in-law. And Miss Talamantez...a nicel ady I met at the market who has her own business! We call ourselves th