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"We don't mind the clones watching 'Roseanne,' but I don't think they should stay up for Charlie Rose."

'I guess there are lots of rotten jobs, Gramma...I hope I don't have to clean the taco hut forever.'

"Your Honor, we're going to go with the prosecution's spin."

Skeptic Tank.

"Buzz off, Fly-boy. We don't need more accessories."

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Changing Minds

Lord George brings news of the debate

'I made my own list of My World's 100 Most Powerful Women!'

Protest

'I hate it when they emulate their major league heroes.'

"Son, the world is full of disappointments. About 7.7 billion of them."

'I'm still not sure HOW it happened. One minute, we were bouncing ideas off each other, and the next thing I knew, we were using furniture instead!'

"And you need to know this why?"

'It's the moral highground occupation force.'

"You want answers?" "I want the truth!" "You can't handle the infinite explanation of cosmological arguments relating to the truth!"

"Remember, God created you. Evolution will get you left behind."

"Then I told him, 'Unions are powerless in this country... What can you do to me?'"

War of Words

Cat holds sign that says 'come over here', dog holds a sign that says 'how?'

"So, professor, in a post-industrial robotic universe, what would be the role of politicians?"

'Talk to my lawyer.'

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"Nonsense - we're far less religious than you are."

"How could this happen?"

Today's Banking Industry: "We're too big to regulate!"

"Dad, I need $5 for the annual debate team adventure camp."

"I don't want to be a king like Dad - I want to be a pirate like Grandpa!"

'No, make the dominant race out of placental mammals — marsupials would lead to all kind of abortion controversies.'

If there were no religion...s