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"We don't mind the clones watching 'Roseanne,' but I don't think they should stay up for Charlie Rose."

'I guess there are lots of rotten jobs, Gramma...I hope I don't have to clean the taco hut forever.'

Vote Centrist to Keep Things Exactly as Awful as They Are

"Your Honor, we're going to go with the prosecution's spin."

Skeptic Tank.

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Changing Minds

"Buzz off, Fly-boy. We don't need more accessories."

Lord George brings news of the debate

'I made my own list of My World's 100 Most Powerful Women!'

Protest

'I hate it when they emulate their major league heroes.'

I thought I was proposing to Sally, but evidently I was challenging her to a twenty year series of debates.

"Son, the world is full of disappointments. About 7.7 billion of them."

'I'm still not sure HOW it happened. One minute, we were bouncing ideas off each other, and the next thing I knew, we were using furniture instead!'

"And you need to know this why?"

'It's the moral highground occupation force.'

"You want answers?" "I want the truth!" "You can't handle the infinite explanation of cosmological arguments relating to the truth!"

"Remember, God created you. Evolution will get you left behind."

The Epic Battle Over Anthony Kennedy's Replacement Is the Charadiest of All Charades Ever

"Then I told him, 'Unions are powerless in this country... What can you do to me?'"

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"Nonsense - we're far less religious than you are."

"How could this happen?"

"My name is Jose Hernandez, and my story begins when my parents moved from Mexico to the United States to work the fields. I would find my own special calling."

"So, professor, in a post-industrial robotic universe, what would be the role of politicians?"

Cat holds sign that says 'come over here', dog holds a sign that says 'how?'

'Talk to my lawyer.'

War of Words

Man sees signs on door of the debating society; "Tonight: Is time travel possible? Gone out back 10 minutes ago."

"Dad, I need $5 for the annual debate team adventure camp."

"I don't want to be a king like Dad - I want to be a pirate like Grandpa!"

'No, make the dominant race out of placental mammals — marsupials would lead to all kind of abortion controversies.'

If there were no religion...s

Today's Banking Industry: "We're too big to regulate!"