Role Model Champion Pillows

"I'll give you a cookie if you promise to paint me as a pillar among women in your future memoir."

'I guess there are lots of rotten jobs, Gramma...I hope I don't have to clean the taco hut forever.'

Aprons

"I'm less a role model than a cautionary tale."

'I made my own list of My World's 100 Most Powerful Women!'

"I don't know...sometimes I think I don't spend enough time with them. What kind of role model am I?"

'I hate it when they emulate their major league heroes.'

"How is it gendered?"

"They're being very good. They're playing superheroes!"

Statue of Female Executive

"I sense a lot more going on with you than 'house-husband."

'Which fashion magazine do you recommend?'

"Actually it's darling and I'm sure it would fit perfectly. It's just that I'm not a woman."

'No, this is not Mel's secretary. This is Mel.'

'Oh yeah? Well, to hell with tradition. We're building a snow woman!'

"I'm making him take a spin class."

"Gracie, Frida Kahlo was a controversial figure... She was a strong independent woman...but she also had the courage to be different and unique."

Mentoring Unit: 'Go on! You can do it! You can be a mentor!'

Woman Bishop with vacuum cleaner. Vicar saying 'It's to appease the traditionalists.'

"My name is Jose Hernandez, and my story begins when my parents moved from Mexico to the United States to work the fields. I would find my own special calling."

'It's simple, really. This line stays high and sets a good example for the other line.'

"Despite my best efforts, you're still the man and I'm still the woman."

'I'll know Mr. Right when I see him. Upon marriage, he'll be willing to change his last name to mine.'

'Forget equal ops, darling, we're searching for a female Maria.'

'Except...That.'

"I don't want to be a king like Dad - I want to be a pirate like Grandpa!"

'...Just like Daddy!'

"If he can run for mayor, I bet I can be mayor some day too!"

It's an unwritten law. Guys can like only two kinds of flowering plants - a cactus with thorns or that one that eats flies.

Lucy Bronze

Hall of Fame

"I'm Supreme Court Justice Sonia Sotomayor!"

'Let's play house. You be the stay-at-home dad, and I'll be the career mom.'

'I'd like to run for class president but I don't want to put my family through a background check.'

'Who wants to play celebrity rant?'