Role Model Champion Pillows

"I'll give you a cookie if you promise to paint me as a pillar among women in your future memoir."

'I guess there are lots of rotten jobs, Gramma...I hope I don't have to clean the taco hut forever.'

Aprons

'I made my own list of My World's 100 Most Powerful Women!'

"I'm less a role model than a cautionary tale."

"I don't know...sometimes I think I don't spend enough time with them. What kind of role model am I?"

'I hate it when they emulate their major league heroes.'

"How is it gendered?"

"They're being very good. They're playing superheroes!"

'Which fashion magazine do you recommend?'

Statue of Female Executive

"Actually it's darling and I'm sure it would fit perfectly. It's just that I'm not a woman."

"I sense a lot more going on with you than 'house-husband."

'No, this is not Mel's secretary. This is Mel.'

'Oh yeah? Well, to hell with tradition. We're building a snow woman!'

"I'm making him take a spin class."

Mentoring Unit: 'Go on! You can do it! You can be a mentor!'

Woman Bishop with vacuum cleaner. Vicar saying 'It's to appease the traditionalists.'

'It's simple, really. This line stays high and sets a good example for the other line.'

"Despite my best efforts, you're still the man and I'm still the woman."

'I'll know Mr. Right when I see him. Upon marriage, he'll be willing to change his last name to mine.'

"I don't want to be a king like Dad - I want to be a pirate like Grandpa!"

'Except...That.'

'Forget equal ops, darling, we're searching for a female Maria.'

'...Just like Daddy!'

"I'm Supreme Court Justice Sonia Sotomayor!"

It's an unwritten law. Guys can like only two kinds of flowering plants - a cactus with thorns or that one that eats flies.

"If he can run for mayor, I bet I can be mayor some day too!"

Hall of Fame

'Let's play house. You be the stay-at-home dad, and I'll be the career mom.'

'I'd like to run for class president but I don't want to put my family through a background check.'

'I had everything going for me, but I could never find the right person to inspire me.'

'Who wants to play celebrity rant?'