Rogue Admirer Pillows

'You're a rogue, that's why I love you!'

The DaVinci Code

'You know too much,'

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

"Koalas when no one's looking"

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

You're dead to me, Marsha. And that's just the way I like it."

"And by president we mean the one on Saturday night tv, not the real one. He kinda sucks."

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

"He gets easily abstracted."

"Cat-astrophic Trifecta" "I pooped in Mona's Jimmy Choo handbag." "I knocked over grampa's ashes." "I buried a Barbie in the litter box."

"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!"

"Don’t you think it’s about time you stopped insisting on your uncle Bill being here for Christmas?"

Monster Baseball

"Take my word for it, sir―it looks just great on you!"

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

"Don't be a sentimental fool, Harker!"

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

Elusive Shadow.

"There's nothing magical about if, actually I just have a knack for this sort of thing."

'A penny saved is another thing for you to knock off the dresser.'

There's a lot of crying out there! Looks like we were gnawing on the internet cable...

"I didn't say he was 'house broken' I said he was a 'house breaker'"

No Right Turn (monster)

Grim's Fairytales

Magician Playing Golf.

Lee Van Cleef

Eye of Newt (evidently the favored hamburger condiment for witches)

"Your wife called you 'heartless?' Well...she is right."

'Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's is the fairest arse of all?'

A Bat walking a tightrope upside down.

"I had a wonderful dream that Anonymous turned out to be me."

Meet The Ghostwriter

"Is there anybody there..?" Knock once for 'yes' and twice for 'no'..."

"Just to be clear, you want suicide doors installed on your hearse?"