Rodent Expert Prints

"Wait! Maybe they aren't just awesome bunk beds with cheese pillows!"

'Remember me?'

'Oh don't worry, we had him defanged.'

'Our family has a dry sense of humor, and we don't laugh that much.'

Caliologist

Miami Mice

'Aw,hunting season is a cleansing time. A time to forget about my worries...'

"We fell for this last time remember..."

'What makes you think we have a radiation leak?'

There's a lot of crying out there! Looks like we were gnawing on the internet cable...

Mouse Sidewalk Cafe

"It is just as the Oracle foretold!"

Hazards of mouse painting

'Well, ex-CU-U-Use ME!'

'Will you stop! You know that freaks me out!'

"Do screen doors just keep insects out, or other things too?"

'It's about that lizard you sold me four months ago.'

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

'I tell you what: Thank goodness for tomato sauce...'

'Most dogs chase cars, Sally but mine is into them!'

Revenge of the Mice

"I know the cat's away but why don't we watch a couple of boxsets, order a pizza and grab an early night."

Sportscasters on the Savannah

Mouse operating computer with human 'mouse.'

'It's that bloody David Attenborough! It looks like one of us is about to die a gruesome, yet visually stunning death.'

Absolutely not! There's still a huge pile of sawdust on your plate and you haven't even touched your twigs yet... Until you do, there'll be no popsicle sticks for you, Lionel.

'That's right, the Princess kissed me by mistake: She didn't know the difference between a frog and a toad...'

"This stuff worked pretty well on me."

"I remember the time a cat came down here. We scared the hell out of him."

Experimental Free Range Guinea Pigs For Sale.

Ophiologist

Mice Cutting Up A Cat's Tail

'Cliff! Cliff!.. Where are you Cliff?'