Rockstar Of The Underworld Mugs

'And this one I picked up from where we buried Vinny.'

Robert Fripp

ZZZZZZZ Top

Tuning Up for the Air Guitar Competition

"I remember him before he was getting hte winter fuel allowance."

Rocking Witches.

...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove

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Freddie Mercury

Fuzz - Max smashes his guitar.

Toothless Rocker, "Oi, play the guitar with your own teeth !"

Liam Gallagher.

Jimi Hendrix.

Vishnu playing twin neck guitar.

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

Ray Davies

"Next, I'd like to play 'Guantanamera.'"

'Man it's a tough crowd tonight!'

"Iggy Pop? More like Iggy Grandpop."

The concert was going smoothly until Frankenstein's band played a ballad.

Rock star uses phone on stage: 'Hang on Mom, I'm just putting you on speakerphone.'

Ringo Starr

Language purists bring correctness to a whole new level, forcing a name change for Ireland's most famous band.

'I was fixin' to fill you full o' lead, Clanton, but it looks like that there stalactite done the job for me!'

' I said, you WIN, I'll pay your dorm rent!!!'

'I knew it was time to do something when I leapt from the stage to do some body surfing and the crowd parted.'

"He's got a great future behind him!"

'Row, row, row your boat, Gently down the stream...'

Roger McGuinn

Rod Stewart

Dino Fest

'When are you going to give up this 9 to 5 nonsense and become a rock star like your brother?'

Band Aid-style rock stars wear T-shirts that read : 'Feed my ego'.

'I'm with the band.'

'He's so hip he even used rock 'n roll-on deodorant.'