Trick-or-treat Rockstar Mugs

"Trick or treat, and here's a list of my known food allergies."

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

Robert Fripp

ZZZZZZZ Top

"I remember him before he was getting hte winter fuel allowance."

Freddie Mercury

Fuzz - Max smashes his guitar.

Liam Gallagher.

"I can't see a blinkin' thing."

Vishnu playing twin neck guitar.

Jimi Hendrix.

Rock and Roll

Rock star uses phone on stage: 'Hang on Mom, I'm just putting you on speakerphone.'

Ringo Starr

The concert was going smoothly until Frankenstein's band played a ballad.

Ray Davies

"This is your Aunt Blizzard. She's the wicked witch of the Northeast."

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

"The time has come for some tough cost-cutting decisions, and I'm forced to ask myself, do we really need a bass?"

"Iggy Pop? More like Iggy Grandpop."

Language purists bring correctness to a whole new level, forcing a name change for Ireland's most famous band.

Rock On

'I knew it was time to do something when I leapt from the stage to do some body surfing and the crowd parted.'

Roger McGuinn

"He's got a great future behind him!"

'Forget whale song, I'm giving them some death metal.'

'Row, row, row your boat, Gently down the stream...'

"The next one is a hard-rockin', kick-ass, take-no-prisoners tune we wrote about turning sixty."

Rod Stewart

'When are you going to give up this 9 to 5 nonsense and become a rock star like your brother?'

Band Aid-style rock stars wear T-shirts that read : 'Feed my ego'.

'All I've got so far is a bag of stuffing.'

Mick Jagger

Santa Metal Claus

Peter Gabriel