Trick-or-treat Rockstar Mugs

"Trick or treat, and here's a list of my known food allergies."

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

"I remember him before he was getting hte winter fuel allowance."

Fuzz - Max smashes his guitar.

Vishnu playing twin neck guitar.

Rock and Roll

"I can't see a blinkin' thing."

Rock star uses phone on stage: 'Hang on Mom, I'm just putting you on speakerphone.'

The concert was going smoothly until Frankenstein's band played a ballad.

"The time has come for some tough cost-cutting decisions, and I'm forced to ask myself, do we really need a bass?"

"Iggy Pop? More like Iggy Grandpop."

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

Rock On

'I knew it was time to do something when I leapt from the stage to do some body surfing and the crowd parted.'

'Forget whale song, I'm giving them some death metal.'

'Row, row, row your boat, Gently down the stream...'

"He's got a great future behind him!"

"The next one is a hard-rockin', kick-ass, take-no-prisoners tune we wrote about turning sixty."

Rod Stewart

'All I've got so far is a bag of stuffing.'

Band Aid-style rock stars wear T-shirts that read : 'Feed my ego'.

'When are you going to give up this 9 to 5 nonsense and become a rock star like your brother?'

'Here's one my dad wrote.'

Santa Metal Claus