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"Do you know what I like about you, Rachel? You're old, like me."

'This chair ain't big enough for the both of us.'

Tilly Slowboy

"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."

"Pretty cushy, am I right?"

You can't get what up

After 9pm Harry Lomax slips quietly into cruise control.

'Son, it's time we had a little talk about the Byrds and the Beatles.'

Disease-y Top

'What, They're comfortable.'

Introverted Chair

"Careful... if you look too comfortable they take your chair away."

Reserved Parking

Advanced Zen for Couch Potatoes: Earl becomes One with his Lazy-Boy.

"The Who used to smash up their instruments after their shows — have you ever considered that?"

The secret to longevity is good genes, good diet, a good lawyer and witnesses with weak eyesight and poor memories.

"While you were on vacation, Zooker, a motion was made and seconded to saw five and a half inches off your chair legs."

'Can we go back home now, Granny?'

"Thank you. Now we'd like to do our big hit -- I Can't Wait to be 16'."

Shaker furniture: The flamboyant years.

Easy Listening for lazy people.

Welcome to the Adirondacks.

'I'm sure looking forward to relaxing when we get to the summit.'

'Why would I want an ocean-going yacht when I've got a rocking chair in my front porch?'

'Well you were warned about the dangers of sedentary lifestyle.'

Sitting down

The 8.05 to Wall Street.

Grumpy man telling a teddy bear whoes watching TV to get out of his chair

Beware of Curmudgeon!

Old Men On Rockers Sneeze and Fall Over.

Follow me on Twiddle my thumbs.

"I trained him to sit, but he prefers to set."

Both listening to music on laptops. Devil says: 'I've got an exclusive upgrade to version 6.66.' The Devil has the best iTunes

Old Men on Rockers.

"Why would I want an ocean-going yacht when I've got a rocking chair in my front porch?"