Rocking Chair Lover T-Shirts

'You're making me nervous, stop rocking!'

Robert Fripp

Tilly Slowboy

"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."

You can't get what up

"Pretty cushy, am I right?"

After 9pm Harry Lomax slips quietly into cruise control.

'What, They're comfortable.'

Reserved Parking

"Careful... if you look too comfortable they take your chair away."

Introverted Chair

The secret to longevity is good genes, good diet, a good lawyer and witnesses with weak eyesight and poor memories.

"While you were on vacation, Zooker, a motion was made and seconded to saw five and a half inches off your chair legs."

'Can we go back home now, Granny?'

Easy Listening for lazy people.

'Well, how do I know you're not sitting on a deck chair?'

Shaker furniture: The flamboyant years.

'And now for the (Yawn!) morning report....'

Welcome to the Adirondacks.

'Well you were warned about the dangers of sedentary lifestyle.'

'Why would I want an ocean-going yacht when I've got a rocking chair in my front porch?'

'I'm sure looking forward to relaxing when we get to the summit.'

Sitting down

Beware of Curmudgeon!

Beach Day

'He wouldn't let go of his chair.'

Old Men On Rockers Sneeze and Fall Over.

Follow me on Twiddle my thumbs.

Easy Swivel Chair Company

"I trained him to sit, but he prefers to set."

Old Men on Rockers.

"Why would I want an ocean-going yacht when I've got a rocking chair in my front porch?"

Old Stuntmen's Home.

'Grandma takes our telemarketer calls.'

'We really weren't paying attention, so based on a game of Musical Chairs, we find the defendant...'