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'But your book proved that gravity is a very weak force.'

"If I'm such a poor risk, how did I get so deep into debt?"

William Tell's lesser-known first son- Stanislaus Tell.

"I know it's a big risk, Fred, but don't lose sight of its strongest selling point: You're taking it, not me!"

'Yeah, the job's got great benefits, but mainly I like the safe work environment.'

"And they say it's the safest 500-P/E stock out there."

"If he didn't live each day like it was his last, he would have lived another 40 years."

Yomp Investments - Big risks sometimes means BIG BUCKS!: 'I'm a little uneasy about the 'sometimes'...'

Fish talking in a bar - one has a heap of hooks hanging out of his head 'And you must be the one who got away?'

"All yours, Buddy. I'm ALREADY living on house money."

'What's your tolerance for risk?'

Death skis towards a man fishing on cracking ice

"I'm a little uneasy about the 'sometimes'."

Sign reading "Bought High; Sold Low."

"After thoroughly researching all the details, I think we can now safely throw caution to the wind..."

"In the event of a water landing, your seat cushions may be used as flotation devices. And, your tray tables may be used to bash sharks."

'I'm screwed...'

'My accounts aren't insured, but it's the risk I take for higher interest rates.'

'Should I buy or sell?'

Investments: thrill-seekers welcome.

A businessman balancing on a unicycle that has a coin as a wheel, on the line of a graph of falling financial performance.

'You're at the dangerous age, Mr Frubman. Have you considered buying some 'dangerous stocks'?'

'Great. Now that I've got a better idea of your tolerance for risk, I have a few investments to recommend.'

"Perkins, I didn't get where I am today without taking a few risks."

'It just makes it seem more interesting.'

'This next song's about spreading risk in a volatile market by diversification.'

"I did a risk assessment of the dangers of not doing a risk assessment, and decided it wasn't worth it."

'Procter and Gamble? I dunno, sounds risky - what if everyone stops using toilet paper?'

"Hello, we're Mathers, Thorpe and Beneke. Can your husband come out and play the market?"

'How was your ski trip?'

'Are you certain that you want to go in there?'

The Cowards Way Out.

Falling Mountain Climber.

"To be an alpha male, little buddy, you've got to live like you've got nothing left to lose."

Risk Management Hut.