Rocket Scientist Wannabe Gifts

I don't have the keys.

The Wizard's Space Programme.

"Feeling very much at home here, Houston."

Chinese space program.

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

"We've made great progress!"

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

"I'm just here to pick up some bagels."

'What goes up, must come down!' 'Not if you give it enough thrust, to send it flying forever across the face of the universe.'

The rocket powered skiier

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

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Save Our Universe

...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove

Rocking Witches.

You must be this tall.

An early space launch attempt.

"We used up our planet's energy source and we're here to hijack yours. Where do you keep all your coffee?"

'You did help Junior with his science project.'

"Police? My son and his friends were playing, building a moon rocket. . . I believe that they actually blasted off!"

Filling the Missile Gap

Parking meter on the moon.

Astronaut finds used firework on the moon.

"Oh well, at least it's not Earth."

"Space exploration"

Rocket.

Astronaut runs on spinning asteroid to reach space shuttle's tether.

Behind Every Stupid Man

'How can I get my baby to sleep?'

Learner Driver

As a matter of fact, it IS rocket science.

"'Let's try the shrink ray!' you said, 'what could possibly go wrong?', you said."

'Okay I admit it - we probably do need a rocket scientist.'