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"The peasants are revolting Sire."

'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'

TV jester.

'The King of what?'

'Look, Carl, the glory days are over. You might want to slip into something a little more comfortable.'

Johnny Winter.

King and Jester

'Yes, he definitely wants something. . . maybe his crown and scepter.'

Disease-y Top

"You're unlikely to find anyplace on the market that is truly impregnable."

"One blackbird pizza?"

'Why round? Why not square? Or rectangle? Or a triangle? Or . . . '

'I know it seems like a war, but it's actually an all-out struggle for peace!'

"...and if any of you are opposed to my being king of the snake pit, raise your hands now!"

'And there he was shouting: 'A horse, a horse, my kingdom for a horse!'... I thought to myself: Why not...'

'I'm with the band.'

'You're going to make the railroads run on time? -- Since when do we have railroads?'

'I wish you wouldn't bring work home with you!'

"The Who used to smash up their instruments after their shows — have you ever considered that?"

'Anne Boleyn now regrets avoiding that Prenup Chit Chat with King Henry.'

''Proclaim freedom throughout the land'? -You're kidding, right?'

'When I accepted full responsibility, that was just a manner of speaking!'

'I don't know. Neo-monarchism sounds good...'

Canute Does It Again

Cleopatra

'It creeps me out when he watches the History Channel and takes notes!'

"Personally I enjoyed your biting satire!"