Rock Royalty Fans Mugs

Elton John

"The peasants are revolting Sire."

'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'

We tried rocking her to sleep, but she still seems tired and cranky.

TV jester.

'The King of what?'

Oh, wait - Their king posted a declaration of war on your Facebook wall this morning.

'Look, Carl, the glory days are over. You might want to slip into something a little more comfortable.'

King and Jester

'Yes, he definitely wants something. . . maybe his crown and scepter.'

Johnny Winter.

"One blackbird pizza?"

Disease-y Top

"You're unlikely to find anyplace on the market that is truly impregnable."

'Why round? Why not square? Or rectangle? Or a triangle? Or . . . '

"...and if any of you are opposed to my being king of the snake pit, raise your hands now!"

'I know it seems like a war, but it's actually an all-out struggle for peace!'

"The Who used to smash up their instruments after their shows — have you ever considered that?"

'I'm with the band.'

'What do you mean - you want a white wedding?'

'I wish you wouldn't bring work home with you!'

'And there he was shouting: 'A horse, a horse, my kingdom for a horse!'... I thought to myself: Why not...'

'He may be the Messiah, but he's no Springsteen.'

'You're going to make the railroads run on time? -- Since when do we have railroads?'

Pete Townshend

Gregg Allman

David Bowie: "I don't know where I'm going from here but I promise it won't be boring."

'Anne Boleyn now regrets avoiding that Prenup Chit Chat with King Henry.'

''Proclaim freedom throughout the land'? -You're kidding, right?'

Cleopatra

'When I accepted full responsibility, that was just a manner of speaking!'

"Personally I enjoyed your biting satire!"

Canute Does It Again

'That's nothing I am one million years old and if I had their kind of money I would be a boulder in my own Canyon.'

'I don't know. Neo-monarchism sounds good...'