Rock N' Roll Reviewer T-Shirts

"Awopbopaloobopalopbamboom sums it up nicely."

Pete Townshend Vineyards

"Well, that's the only song we know, so we can play it another two or three times, or we can cut our losses. Waddya say, Cleveland?"

"I remember him before he was getting hte winter fuel allowance."

Music to drive ( others mad) to...

We tried rocking her to sleep, but she still seems tired and cranky.

...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove

Elvis Presley

The Statue of Liberty: A Journey Fan

Guitar Man.

Hey, I think I found something. Heavy metal detector.

"Free Bird!"

'It states in his will that if he becomes brain dead he wants to go unplugged.'

Toothless Rocker, "Oi, play the guitar with your own teeth !"

(Scheduled) Sex, (Prescription) Drugs & (Classic) Rock & Roll

'We built this city on Rock 'n' Roll, yeah baby. Is not an accurate assessment of our town's history.'

"Elfis"

Elton John

Too old to rock'n'roll now, Sir?

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

Ringo Starr

Elvis fan holding a sign reading 'NOT MY KING'.

Amy Winehouse, up in Rock N' Roll heaven.

'It's one of the candidates for baptism. Wants to know if he can hold the hand that shook Elvis's hand above the water.'

"Iggy Pop? More like Iggy Grandpop."

Plymouth Rock

Rock On

'I knew it was time to do something when I leapt from the stage to do some body surfing and the crowd parted.'

Young Elvis

Jerry Garcia, RIP

"You can't do Elvis - you ain't nothing but a hound dog!"

Not-so-easy listening...

'Yeah, a lot of people say I look like Elvis. I think it's my eyes.'

Ozzy Osbourne

"Depending on my mood, I go to a different part of the house: Master listens to jazz, Mistress to classical and Young Master to rock and roll..."