Rock 'n' Roll Nostalgist Pillows

Mick Jagger

Lennon and McCartney.

"This next one's another oldie."

"Iggy Pop? More like Iggy Grandpop."

Beatlemania: Open 24/8

Art Garfunkel.

Neil Young

"I love the popping sounds on old vinyl LPs..."

"Roger, give me the shirt … it’s time."

"In my day I played a pretty mean cowbell."

'Well how about rocking 'partly' around the clock then?'

"When I was young, music and lyrics were important! Now it's all about production...it's all jiggly butts, smoke, sexy clothes and crazy videos!"

At the CD shop.

"Horton hears The Who!"

His master's voice

"Is that when you turn the juke box off?"

"Look what I found in the garage! My old music speakers!"

Elvis fans

Mick Jagger at 95.

Elvis' autopsy

'My doctor's given me the all-clear for our Reunion tour.'

The Beatles

What have you got by the Doors? Fire extinguishers and a light switch.

'Did I hear right - Bob Dylan's changin' his name back?'

"Can't believe you've still got an eight-track player in this thing."

'An off-white entertainment giant that's been in and out of favour with the public - what better place for Jacko's comeback?'

"Joe, you've got to stop singing 'Rocket Man.' Okay, how about 'Ground control to Major Tom'?"

His Master Voice Desert Island

Mick Jagger

'Walkman' 'Shuffle man'

Lionel Hampton and Chuck Berry

"I thought tonight we're gonna party like it's 1969."

'Rorschach multiple-choice test'

"He're the pitch; a sequel to 'Yesterday', but instead of The Beatles, it's The Carpenters. We'll call it 'Yesterday, Once More'."

'Do you by any chance have any conservatory music?'