Rock 'n' Roll Nostalgist Pillows

"Iggy Pop? More like Iggy Grandpop."

Beatlemania: Open 24/8

"I love the popping sounds on old vinyl LPs..."

"Roger, give me the shirt … it’s time."

"In my day I played a pretty mean cowbell."

'Well how about rocking 'partly' around the clock then?'

"When I was young, music and lyrics were important! Now it's all about production...it's all jiggly butts, smoke, sexy clothes and crazy videos!"

Mick Jagger at 95.

At the CD shop.

His master's voice

"Is that when you turn the juke box off?"

"Look what I found in the garage! My old music speakers!"

"Horton hears The Who!"

'My doctor's given me the all-clear for our Reunion tour.'

'Did I hear right - Bob Dylan's changin' his name back?'

"Joe, you've got to stop singing 'Rocket Man.' Okay, how about 'Ground control to Major Tom'?"

'Walkman' 'Shuffle man'

His Master Voice Desert Island

Lionel Hampton and Chuck Berry

"I thought tonight we're gonna party like it's 1969."

'Rorschach multiple-choice test'

'Do you by any chance have any conservatory music?'

"He're the pitch; a sequel to 'Yesterday', but instead of The Beatles, it's The Carpenters. We'll call it 'Yesterday, Once More'."

"I don't get it...there are so many cool new bands out...but it looks like you haven't bought anything in forever!"