Rock N' Roll Lifer Pillows

Willie Nelson has played the same guitar for 50 years!

"I remember him before he was getting hte winter fuel allowance."

'It's one of the candidates for baptism. Wants to know if he can hold the hand that shook Elvis's hand above the water.'

Plymouth Rock

"Are you ready to engage with rock-rased content?"

Painting the portrait of a weight lifter.

'Yeah, a lot of people say I look like Elvis. I think it's my eyes.'

Sir Elton John

Library: The Weight lifting Section.

Sportsman and music

"His goal is to outlive rock and roll!"

Elvis Presley

'For your aerobic exercise today, give me five 'Sweet Georgia Browns', a couple of 'Hot Times in the Old Town Tonight', and hit the showers.'

"My all-time favorite rock group? That would be The Grateful Dead."

Tred carefully mill.

"So this is what we call a 'red flag'..."

Andy Partridge

The invention of baseball.

After 50, sex, drugs and rock-n-roll are a luxury!

Eric Clapton

'You're in your nineties and still fancy women?' - 'Early nineties.'

When I said you were Ripped, Bob, I didn't mean your muscles.

An embarrassing moment: the wrong floor. Joey presses the door close button. Just then the power fails.

"Ooh, Dave. Your DNA results have come back! According to this, you're 10% German, 15% Irish, and 75% layabout."

"Before I worked in munitions, I composed rock and roll music."

'A pre vegetarian Paul McCartney during his early hamburger period'

Elvis and Lionel Rose.

Elfis

Jewish Weightlifting

"Help you look for Elvis? Sorry, I'm a Louis Armstrong fan myself."

The Sequels

"Give Me 6 Sets At 30 Seconds Each!"

Lil' Elvis.

Too much Rioja

'Sex, drugs, rock and roll and running.'