Rock Market Player Pillows

"Well, we lost it all. I told you we shouldn't have played the rock market."

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

Grim Reaper Buying CDs...

Italica

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

"Ed and Helen's portfolio rose 3 point today on Dave's purchase of 100 shares..."

Eric Clapton.

Rock - see you in a million years!

Orchestra Class Air Guitar.

Tina Turner

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

Man looks at huge dinosaur fossil in garden, saying: 'It looks great in the rockery, but don't you think you should call the Natural History Museum?'

"The guy who wrote 'The Frog Chorus' is sounding kinda croaky."

Popera!

The meaning of life is to avoid falling rocks

Listening to Coldplay.

Johnny Winter.

The concert was going smoothly until Frankenstein's band played a ballad.

"I'll bet you can't name three of their songs."

Rock star uses phone on stage: 'Hang on Mom, I'm just putting you on speakerphone.'

Ray Davies

"Aw, Dad! I don't wanna move. I just made friends with a fossil!"

"Face it, Mom. I'm not going to college. I want to be a Rockette!"

Ozzy Osbourne

50,000 BC: The First Engagement Ring.

Rod Stewart

Band Aid-style rock stars wear T-shirts that read : 'Feed my ego'.

Money down the drain.

Robert Johnson.

Santa Metal Claus

Adding people with a background in music has made the team better. The new hitting coach is just like clarinet player Benny Goodman. Benny Goodman was "The King of Swing"! Nobody is better with that instrument than this guy. That's why he's playing first bass! The rock star with bat cleanup for the team. He'll have some big hits this year! And the opera singer will be the new ace on the mound. Thanks to the perfect pitch!

'Check out this funny-shaped rock!'

Lou Reed

"That rock looks a bit like you, dad!"