Rock Legend Fangirl Pillows

Mick Jagger

Robert Fripp

At the rock concert...

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

Freddie Mercury

Young boy thinks he's spotted an old rocker.

Steve Howe.

Johnny Winter.

'I'm sure I could lie on my back waving my feet in the air if I could play the saxophone.'

Ray Davies

Ringo Starr

Jimmy Page.

'But enough of our golden oldies! Here's a new one we just wrote called 'Middled-Aged Hearing Loss!''

Ozzy Osbourne

'I'm new here...how can you tell the real 'Elvis' from the impersonators?'

'What do you mean - you want a white wedding?'

'He may be the Messiah, but he's no Springsteen.'

'I'm with the band.'

A 60's pop group

'We have an emergency, ladies and gentlemen! We need help - can anybody in the audience play the tambourine.'

Angus McKinnon Young

Gregg Allman

Imagine Dragons

Fuzz - the bass player auditions.

Sixties rock stars in heaven.

"Shaken."

'That's nothing I am one million years old and if I had their kind of money I would be a boulder in my own Canyon.'

'I dedicate this next number to my maths, history and economics teachers at St-Bavo school...'

Bob Dylan

"My all-time favorite rock group? That would be The Grateful Dead."

"Thus, the Yardbirds begat Cream, Spencer Davis Group begat Traffic, Cream and Traffic begat Blind Faith, and Blind Faith begat Derek and the Dominos and Ginger Baker's Air Force..."

'We realise that your speciality is heavy metal...'

Heavy Metal Scrap Merchants.

What have you got by the Doors? Fire extinguishers and a light switch.

'Jimi played with his teeth not his dentures!'