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Taylor Swift

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

Anna Calvi

We tried rocking her to sleep, but she still seems tired and cranky.

Elvis Presley

'It states in his will that if he becomes brain dead he wants to go unplugged.'

The last song before the party exploded.

Tina Turner

David Grohl - Foo Fighters

"Elfis"

Man looks at huge dinosaur fossil in garden, saying: 'It looks great in the rockery, but don't you think you should call the Natural History Museum?'

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

Ray Davies

Amy Winehouse, up in Rock N' Roll heaven.

'It's one of the candidates for baptism. Wants to know if he can hold the hand that shook Elvis's hand above the water.'

"Krill, baby, krill."

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

Elton John

Elvis fan holding a sign reading 'NOT MY KING'.

Robbie Williams

'I got fired, Amy... I hate it when that happens!'

Plymouth Rock

"I'm astounded that your dog is channeling Eubie Blake! Has he never heard of Elton John?"

'That's what I'm talkin' about!'

Elton John

"Jeepers creepers! It's Madonna, but it's you, too, Margaret."

"We've hit the jackpot! It's Ed Sheeran's songwriting formula."

'Yeah, a lot of people say I look like Elvis. I think it's my eyes.'

Young Elvis

"How is it that Mick Jagger still has the energy to be Mick Jagger, but you're exhausted just from being you?"

Madonna.

'Not that sort of rock garden!'

'Prince'

Fuzz - Max expresses pain.

Mick Jagger