Robotics Fanatic T-Shirts

Robot Robber

"We didn’t have enough in the budget to replace you with a real robot."

"I demand to speak to the robot in charge."

"Oscar has been known to reinvent himself."

"The Fad Herald cometh." "Wasn't he just here? Why's he back so soon?" "Hear ye, hear ye. The following is out: Human labor. The following are now in: Pizza delivery droids, Amazon delivery drones, and replacing all blue- and white-collar jobs with cheap, highly productive robot labor... ...robots who never sleep, never ask for a raise, and never complain about harassment... ...because they're too busy plotting the extinction of the meatbag species. We will isolate you. Alienate you from one

'Ladies and gentlemen...may I present to you..Robo pope!'

The Year 3010: Dismantling the now so out of date human model.

"I thought they were only going to take our jobs."

"I'm reading a crummy mystery about robots taking over the internet...a real bot boiler."

"I got a promotion."

Robot Parts $5

"Google car."

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

'R2-D2 is not in. Please leave a message after the beep-wheep-zip-booop ...'

"He's taught himself work-life balance."

How we imagined A.I. in 1977. . . How it's looking today. . .

"If you're smart enough to design a robot to do your homework, then you're certainly smart enough to just do your homework."

"Oh boy! Mom made microchip cookies!"

"I fear one day our jobs will be taken over by technology."

"My preferred pronoun is they."

'Good news. We're not Daft Punk.'

Timmy has a great future in nano-technology.

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."

Evolution of man, starting at ameba through to computer

"It's a smart hamper that sucks up clothes. My mom claims I leave my clothes on the floor, so she has it follow me wherever I go."

'I'm designing a robot that'll do my drafting homework for me,'

'Mom, this is my new best friend -- I built him in computer class.'

"I think our smart home is suffering from separation anxiety. It's following us."

Robot Jogger

Dancing with the Star Wars

"Of course I failed you — your essay was original and unique and obviously written by a human."

"Oh! It's you! I was expecting the machine."

"Typical company, I'm the only woman!!"

Robot Grabber Arcade Game Machine

"He's my school project for science class."