Robot Fanatic T-Shirts

'Sure, it seems harmless, but you hire one human and the next thing you know, they're taking your job.'

'Employment agency: We have lots of jobs for robots, apps, drones.'

"I won't date an AI engineer unless he can pass the Turing test."

Mrs. Robot attempts to improve her family's diet.

Teeth testing robot.

Office Party

"I know I say this a lot, but if I were a robot I would totally have sex with that."

Robot about to eat a battery

'You are charged with assault and battery on a battery....'

'I'm not going to play with you guys anymore. You fold on every hand.'

"Baldo, remember when we were kids and we fought all the time?"

'Would you believe it was an evil robot from the future?'

Dancing with the Star Wars

"I'll make a deal with you. You don't push my buttons, and I won't pull your strings."

Robot Parts $5

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

"He's taught himself work-life balance."

"If you're smart enough to design a robot to do your homework, then you're certainly smart enough to just do your homework."

How we imagined A.I. in 1977. . . How it's looking today. . .

"Oh boy! Mom made microchip cookies!"

"My preferred pronoun is they."

"I fear one day our jobs will be taken over by technology."

Timmy has a great future in nano-technology.

Evolution of man, starting at ameba through to computer

'I'm designing a robot that'll do my drafting homework for me,'

"It's a smart hamper that sucks up clothes. My mom claims I leave my clothes on the floor, so she has it follow me wherever I go."

'Mom, this is my new best friend -- I built him in computer class.'

"I think our smart home is suffering from separation anxiety. It's following us."

"Of course I failed you — your essay was original and unique and obviously written by a human."

"Oh! It's you! I was expecting the machine."

"Typical company, I'm the only woman!!"

'If I wasn't meant to destroy the world, God wouldn't have created me with atomic blasters instead of hands.'

'Masonry robot, what are you doing?'

Chef copy robot

"He's my school project for science class."