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"I thought you and the other robots might find these useful."

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"Google car."

'R2-D2 is not in. Please leave a message after the beep-wheep-zip-booop ...'

"He's taught himself work-life balance."

"If you're smart enough to design a robot to do your homework, then you're certainly smart enough to just do your homework."

"You can't prove that I broke it! Where's your physical evidence? Fingerprints or a DNA profile?"

'Ignorance of the law is no excuse, especially when you're majoring in Law.'

How we imagined A.I. in 1977. . . How it's looking today. . .

"Sorry, kid. No off-campus drinking until you're twenty-one."

"I fear one day our jobs will be taken over by technology."

'Good news. We're not Daft Punk.'

"My preferred pronoun is they."

Timmy has a great future in nano-technology.

'Mom, this is my new best friend -- I built him in computer class.'

'I'm designing a robot that'll do my drafting homework for me,'

"It's a smart hamper that sucks up clothes. My mom claims I leave my clothes on the floor, so she has it follow me wherever I go."

Robot Jogger

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"We've also been given ten top employment law tips."

"Of course I failed you — your essay was original and unique and obviously written by a human."

"Typical company, I'm the only woman!!"

"Oh! It's you! I was expecting the machine."

"Some school - They teach us about the Fifth Amendment, but they won't let us use it on TESTS!"

FRY's FAMILY - Young Tom was always fiddling around with bits of machinery.

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"He's my school project for science class."

Robot walking pet robot

Robot arm shows charity to a laid off beggar.

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'Can you loan me *** till pay day?'

Mrs. Robot attempts to improve her family's diet.

Telephone message - 'This is a recording. If you'd like to speak to a real live human being, forgetaboutit.

"I take back everything bad I said about AI."