Robot Buddy T-Shirts

"Now just why do you think I would know how to fix the printer?"

Robot finds computer on doorstep.

The End. Great movie! Let's erase our memories and watch it again!

"Meet the author"

Claus 2.0

'R2-D2 is not in. Please leave a message after the beep-wheep-zip-booop ...'

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

"Look what I found, dad!"

Ascent of Machine.

How we imagined A.I. in 1977. . . How it's looking today. . .

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

"Oh boy! Mom made microchip cookies!"

Robocop and Juliet.

The First Martian Dog.

'Good news. We're not Daft Punk.'

"Not now, Oliver."

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

"But if you change your system preferences to match mine, is it really love?"

Robot Jogger

"The robots have become self-aware and self-loathing. Now all they do is write novels."

"Oh! It's you! I was expecting the machine."

',,,And we'd really like a heart for the Tin Man,,,'

"You'll do everything...accounting, marketing, manufacturing...with no pay or benefits...and three years from now we'll trade you in for a newer, sexier model."

'If I wasn't meant to destroy the world, God wouldn't have created me with atomic blasters instead of hands.'

"Behold! My greatest improvement to fatherhood. She cooks, cleans, takes care of the kids, burps, and farts. What's more...she self-identifies as a father!"

That must be my computer date... (Answers door to robot).

"So, Danny Boy, what's up in your world?"

'Just for once, can't we have a picnic without your mates turning up to crawl all over the food?'

"You're hired!"

'Why do they call these conventions when everyone here is so unconventional?'

'Okay guys - lights out!'

"Why are all of your answers so mechanical?"

Coffee Shop and Battery Charging Station

King kong 5 G.

Telephone message - 'This is a recording. If you'd like to speak to a real live human being, forgetaboutit.