Robot Buddy Prints

"Now just why do you think I would know how to fix the printer?"

Robot finds computer on doorstep.

Claus 2.0

"Meet the author"

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

"Look what I found, dad!"

Ascent of Machine.

How we imagined A.I. in 1977. . . How it's looking today. . .

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

"Oh boy! Mom made microchip cookies!"

Robocop and Juliet.

"Not now, Oliver."

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

"But if you change your system preferences to match mine, is it really love?"

"The robots have become self-aware and self-loathing. Now all they do is write novels."

"You'll do everything...accounting, marketing, manufacturing...with no pay or benefits...and three years from now we'll trade you in for a newer, sexier model."

"Oh! It's you! I was expecting the machine."

'If I wasn't meant to destroy the world, God wouldn't have created me with atomic blasters instead of hands.'

That must be my computer date... (Answers door to robot).

"So, Danny Boy, what's up in your world?"

"Why are all of your answers so mechanical?"

'Keep in mind, some assembly is required.'

Employee of the Month

"Where do you see yourself in five pints time?"

"You're hired!"

'Why do they call these conventions when everyone here is so unconventional?'

Coffee Shop and Battery Charging Station

"Shouldn't have, you really."

'Okay guys - lights out!'

Telephone message - 'This is a recording. If you'd like to speak to a real live human being, forgetaboutit.