Robo-warrior Enthusiasts Gifts

"I can destroy your bank of knowledge with one blast from my destructo-beam!"

Robot Parts $5

"He's taught himself work-life balance."

"Oh boy! Mom made microchip cookies!"

"My preferred pronoun is they."

"I fear one day our jobs will be taken over by technology."

'Good news. We're not Daft Punk.'

"It's a smart hamper that sucks up clothes. My mom claims I leave my clothes on the floor, so she has it follow me wherever I go."

'Mom, this is my new best friend -- I built him in computer class.'

Dancing with the Star Wars

"Oh! It's you! I was expecting the machine."

'And she's got to have implants out to here.'

"Typical company, I'm the only woman!!"

FRY's FAMILY - Young Tom was always fiddling around with bits of machinery.

Robot Grabber Arcade Game Machine

Chef copy robot

Robot walking pet robot

"I'm pretty sure my self-driving car is moonlighting for Uber behind my back."

Mrs. Robot attempts to improve her family's diet.

See? Whenever he's mad at me, he turns off his Touch ID sensor.

"I take back everything bad I said about AI."

Telephone message - 'This is a recording. If you'd like to speak to a real live human being, forgetaboutit.

'I don't know -- maybe an evil robot from the future IS the kind of President we need.'

"Today we'll examine that age old question of robot accomplishment: programming or processor?"

"Good question: When can you see your families?"

Foxhole - digging robot

'I hope you don't mind me bringing a few medical students in to see you. '

ROBOT EMPLOYMENT AGENCY, 'We don't have much on hand right now --how'd you like to be a Pez dispenser?'

Romance is more difficult for robots than it is for people. Sure, we can check for compatibility by comparing operating systems but until battery technology improves, all our relationships will be on-again, off-again. Worst of all, we can't handle passion. When the sparks are flying a romance blowup will follow.

"I have no feelings about having no feelings."

"Billy, we don't need to feed that vacuum robot."

"Goodnight Tommy, sleeptight, watch the millenium bugs don't bite."

'What do you mean, you want a coffee break?!'

"Et tu, Killbot 9000?"

'We have a diverse work force. We us three different models of robots."