Robert Louis Stevenson Aficionados Pillows

"I keep telling you, Hyde won't be joining us!"

'Well,he certainly has his father's nose!'

Mikado

Frosting the Snowman

Our Founder picture of a caveman: 'We're a very, very old firm.'

Leonore from Fidelio

'Big deal! -- anybody can build a prefab!'

"I asked for a bottle of something that would make men drool over me. This is bourbon."

They were long past their canine pasts, but the rare stamp brought out the beast in them.

Ralph Stanley

Awaiting the sensation of a short sharp shock

'So much for the great UNKNOWN campground.'

'I seem to be on the range but 'home' is proving illusive.'

The exciting new M-2000 Winnebagel / A Winnebago in the form of a Bagel.

Sir Oliver Murgatroyd

"Let me show you my latest D.I.Y. project."

I'm not saying she's a gifted child, but she did write her own birth announcement.

Lancelot put to the Test.

"The genetic engineers gave him that birthmark as part of a sponsership deal."

'Some dope wished to live for a thousand years, so I turned him into a sequoia!'

I understand about the body parts, but did you have to put me in hand-me-down clothes?!

"Once again Igor is sent out for a brain and once again he brings back the wrong one. This time he returns with the brain of Libby 'Lipsticks' Harris the world kiss chase champion."

Don Alahambra

Beethoven's Bagatelle: 'Schnaps fur Elise'

'It's not tunes, it's Beethoven.'

New Sheik'n'vac magic carpet freshners.

Roger Clemens: Innocent until proven guilty.

"How appropriate. Antique magazines."

Doctor Jekyll. Whenever I get stuck formulating my potion, I go jogging. You can run, but you can't Hyde!

'Now, don't panic, but I'm referring you to Dr. Jekyll.'

"Mittens found it! It was stuck in the sofa."

Regrettable names which probably seemed like a good idea at the time - Rainbow Moon-Child, Anarchy Scum Bag, Freemarket Share-Option, Tony.

"Marketing with social media is a fad. I know what I'm talking about, baby."

"You're from Transylvania? Which part?"

'Franken-fauna: Monopod Pig.'