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'Two roads diverged in a wood, and I - Mr. Go-For-It, Rah!, Rah!, Adventure Boy - I took the one less traveled by...'

Out To Lurch

"The kids are growing up so fast."

Snowman Driver

If you give a mouse a french cookie

If you give a mouse a French cookie: "And suddenly the memory returns. The taste was that of the little crumb of madeleine which on Sunday mornings at..."

'Been biting drunken bitches again, have we?'

'It sold for how much!'

Igor's zombie predecessor had a short-lived career assisting Dr. Frankenstein.

Virginia Woolf

"My all-time favorite rock group? That would be The Grateful Dead."

'To be built on this site - an exact duplicate of the building that was just turn down (we liked the international style after all).

Bob Dylan

'You're not from around here, are you?'

"I got the bagel less everythinged, and that has made all the difference."

"Darling, a rather uncomfortable distance has developed between me and the furniture."

Mid century modern. Midwest boring

"I'm so sorry, I didn't realize the water balloons had already frozen..."

"What was she thinking?!?"

Renoir at Yuk Yuk's.

Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

Cows looking at an bottom ice sculpture: 'Yep, it's cold alright!'

A cavalier gentleman.

"I thought that sperm-bank donors remained anonymous."

"I just want to do an impression..."

Viking Funeral