Robe Redesign Fan Pillows

"Well I wouldn't have to embarrass myself like this if they just gave us robes with pockets!"

Champagne

'Can I invite my friends round to watch, Mom?'

Advocado

My Brother Al once went through a period of depression, your honor. He would just sit around in his robe all day. Then his psychiatrist got him out of his funk. Would you like to have his doctor's phone number? ? ?

'Awesome mummy costume!' 'I'm a pirate! Some kids just TPed me...'

"I'm just saying, maybe we wouldn't need the swords if we didn't wear these clothes."

Masquerade

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

Cartoon showing a group snails, one has a large shell underneath him. Another snail, observing, says to his mate: "Another basement conversion.".

Casual Thursday

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'Eh...our costume party was last Saturday!'

Healthcare workers come to the N.H.S. Fancy dress party dressed as viruses.

"Working from home is a great idea, Dad. We'd just like to establish some kind of dress code."

"I look kind of nice today. . . How long have I been this ugly?"

"Jeepers creepers! It's Madonna, but it's you, too, Margaret."

"Many of us are worrying, Brother Daniel, that you've become too clothes conscious."

"I love this ghost costume because it covers this costume. I remove it and go back for seconds!"

'You like my fancy dress? - I'm not wearing fancy dress.'

Waiting to do the second coat was the worst part. It was like watching paint dry.

'Now, it does require some modernisation. . . .'

'Ice cream parlour.'

"You don't look much like a werewolf."

"I'm sick and tired of black."

“This daily metamorphosis never fails to amaze me. Around the house, I’m a perfect idiot. I come to court, futon a black robe, and, by God, I’m it!”

"Didn't we have a door over there?"

"All I could find was this butternut squash."

'This is a very important trial, Ferguson -- you'd better put pants on.'

Sweet Costume

"I'm sorry, but I assumed it was a fancy dress costume..."

'I liked the Pompidou Center too, Melvin, but I'm not obsessed with it.'

'If you want them balanced, it'll be an extra 250 dollars.'

Couple in Grey

Closet.