Robbers Pillows

'Hold this til Tues and I'll pay you back, squid pro quo.'

Campaign for Plain English

Claus 2.0

"Meet the author"

'R2-D2 is not in. Please leave a message after the beep-wheep-zip-booop ...'

"Look what I found, dad!"

Ascent of Machine.

How we imagined A.I. in 1977. . . How it's looking today. . .

1847 - Bram Stoker, creator of Dracula was born in Dublin.

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

"Oh boy! Mom made microchip cookies!"

Robocop and Juliet.

"...No it does state here quite clearly...the right to bear arms...not arm bears."

'Good news. We're not Daft Punk.'

"Oh, mournful and terrible engine of horror and crime—of agony and of death, not asparagus again!"

The First Martian Dog.

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

Euripides: 'If we could be twice young and twice old, we could correct all our mistakes.'

"But if you change your system preferences to match mine, is it really love?"

Robot Jogger

"The robots have become self-aware and self-loathing. Now all they do is write novels."

Arthur Schopenhauer

Henrik Ibsen,

',,,And we'd really like a heart for the Tin Man,,,'

"Oh! It's you! I was expecting the machine."

"You'll do everything...accounting, marketing, manufacturing...with no pay or benefits...and three years from now we'll trade you in for a newer, sexier model."

"Behold! My greatest improvement to fatherhood. She cooks, cleans, takes care of the kids, burps, and farts. What's more...she self-identifies as a father!"

'If I wasn't meant to destroy the world, God wouldn't have created me with atomic blasters instead of hands.'

That must be my computer date... (Answers door to robot).

Litterary Dogs.

'Ben just fired my ten guage goose gun. He should be coming back this way any minute now.'

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack's Poetic Justice

Learn to Be a Critic In The Privacy Of Your Own Home With The Apex Correspondence School Of Criticism!

We have a problem with your research. We're Encyclopedia Britannica and you're Wikipedia.

Telephone message - 'This is a recording. If you'd like to speak to a real live human being, forgetaboutit.