Robbers Pillows

'Hold this til Tues and I'll pay you back, squid pro quo.'

Campaign for Plain English

Claus 2.0

"Meet the author"

"Look what I found, dad!"

Ascent of Machine.

How we imagined A.I. in 1977. . . How it's looking today. . .

1847 - Bram Stoker, creator of Dracula was born in Dublin.

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

"Oh boy! Mom made microchip cookies!"

"Oh, mournful and terrible engine of horror and crime—of agony and of death, not asparagus again!"

Robocop and Juliet.

"...No it does state here quite clearly...the right to bear arms...not arm bears."

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

Euripides: 'If we could be twice young and twice old, we could correct all our mistakes.'

"But if you change your system preferences to match mine, is it really love?"

"The robots have become self-aware and self-loathing. Now all they do is write novels."

Arthur Schopenhauer

"You'll do everything...accounting, marketing, manufacturing...with no pay or benefits...and three years from now we'll trade you in for a newer, sexier model."

"Oh! It's you! I was expecting the machine."

Henrik Ibsen,

That must be my computer date... (Answers door to robot).

'Ben just fired my ten guage goose gun. He should be coming back this way any minute now.'

'If I wasn't meant to destroy the world, God wouldn't have created me with atomic blasters instead of hands.'

Litterary Dogs.

Learn to Be a Critic In The Privacy Of Your Own Home With The Apex Correspondence School Of Criticism!

We have a problem with your research. We're Encyclopedia Britannica and you're Wikipedia.

Employee of the Month

'Keep in mind, some assembly is required.'