Rhythmic Robberies Pillows

'They waltzed in, stole the cash, and waltzed out again...'

"Yes, I was using my mobile whilst driving... I was calling the police to tell them I was chasing a gang of bank robbers!"

'Oh, hello Dave. Would you like that in untraceable, used notes, like last time?'

Hip-hop cops on stage.

Round-the-world cyclist has world stolen

Coco knew he was doomed

"I think I finally understand inflation."

Police borrows a tricycle to catch a bank robber.

'Hold this til Tues and I'll pay you back, squid pro quo.'

"Ah, what you need is our instant access account"

"Henry's in the hospital? How's he doing?"

'Hand over all your money or the toaster gets it!'

"Hold everything, Louis!"

"Use the sanitising gel provided and hand over your cash."

'Jake, honey, if you need some cash, my purse is in the kitchen. You already robbed a bank today.'

'. . . before we rob the bank, let's synchronise our pacemakers!

Handy Guide to Masking...

'Got the money?'

"But, Dad, burglary's so last-century. You need to retrain in internet fraud."

Edmond's former career as a rapper would often screw up his bank heists.

"I didn't bother with the cash. They gave me a cheque instead!"

"I thought we agreed - no turtlenecks after spring."

"Try to be patient, sir. Give your stick-up text a few seconds to upload."

The Football Bank Robber.

"One day son, all this will be online banking apps."

'Excuse me, have you got a coat hanger? I'm locked out of my car.'

"Have you fixed up the wheels for the bank job tonight, fingers?"

'Every window had a NEXT WINDOW sign on it.'

"I mean, why even live in the city if you're not going to do New York City things?"

'What route are your security guards taking to the bank today?'

'Vice will cover the front. Hank will disarm the security guard. Allen and I will grab the cash...'

'Hey, Mr. Jones. I'd know that voice anywhere!'

"No, I'm not a robber, I work here."

'Take cover, everybody! It's the off key kid and his band of tone deaf outlaws!'

"Oh crap, I meant to hand her the stickup note first!"