Rhythmic Robberies Prints

'They waltzed in, stole the cash, and waltzed out again...'

Hip-hop cops on stage.

"Yes, I was using my mobile whilst driving... I was calling the police to tell them I was chasing a gang of bank robbers!"

'Oh, hello Dave. Would you like that in untraceable, used notes, like last time?'

Coco knew he was doomed

Round-the-world cyclist has world stolen

'Hand over all your money or the toaster gets it!'

"Henry's in the hospital? How's he doing?"

Police borrows a tricycle to catch a bank robber.

"Ah, what you need is our instant access account"

"I think I finally understand inflation."

'Hold this til Tues and I'll pay you back, squid pro quo.'

"Hold everything, Louis!"

"Use the sanitising gel provided and hand over your cash."

'. . . before we rob the bank, let's synchronise our pacemakers!

"I thought we agreed - no turtlenecks after spring."

The Football Bank Robber.

"One day son, all this will be online banking apps."

"Have you fixed up the wheels for the bank job tonight, fingers?"

'Every window had a NEXT WINDOW sign on it.'

"I didn't bother with the cash. They gave me a cheque instead!"

"But, Dad, burglary's so last-century. You need to retrain in internet fraud."

'Excuse me, have you got a coat hanger? I'm locked out of my car.'

Handy Guide to Masking...

Edmond's former career as a rapper would often screw up his bank heists.

'Got the money?'

"I mean, why even live in the city if you're not going to do New York City things?"

'What route are your security guards taking to the bank today?'

'Hey, Mr. Jones. I'd know that voice anywhere!'

'Yes, I robbed the bank -- but I had the best of intentions.'

"Are you sure this is what the man who attacked you looked like?"

"Oh crap, I meant to hand her the stickup note first!"

"No, I'm not a robber, I work here."