Roald Dahl Fan Pillows

Occu-Pie Mars

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

Reindeer

Cristiano Ronaldo

'Awww, isn't that nice: This one says 'PS: Love to Rudolph!''

"It's a sequel to 'The Thinker'. It's 'The Blamer.'"

Year of the Rat

"Gosh, it's hot in Roswell!"

'It wasn't just my own country -- I was without honor everywhere until I found Southern California!'

"And now I will attempt the same feat but without insurance."

Cannon crossing sign for tightrope walker.

"...maybe I'll go to the Rodin Museum..."

'Rodin's wet blanket'

Baroque Bach Mountain

'Dali'

Notice! Due to COVID, all reindeer games are postponed indefinitely.

"So, when will you start telling us about good vs bad cholesterol?"

"It says here that you've been fired 126 times! Oh, hang on. I see you were a 'human cannonball' in the circus."

'I'm the keynote speaker at the Shining Light Leadership Seminar.'

"Hundreds of looted Christmas gifts. . . A missing reindeer. . . does that ring a bell, Mr. Rudolph?"

Pie Rats of the Caribbean.

"Well, looks like someone's parents didn't believe in vaccinations."

Poor beggar being given change by a wealthy rat on the underground/subway

"Your Honor this is Exhibit A in the Wallenda Paternity suit."

Bovine Cannonball

"Whoa, deja  vu!"

Human cannonball and groupies.

Father Christmas and Rudolph

'He's a great dog...a bit of a drooler though.'

A tow truck pulling a daredevil through a ring of fire

Caveman Painting An Anachronistic Piece In The Style Of Warhol

'What else could I have done? My red nose is not that bright anymore.'

"How did you get to be a stuntman..?"