Roadside Stands T-Shirts

Fresh Corn and Dental Floss farmstands.

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

Lady about flat tire: 'It's not too bad - it's only flat on the bottom.'

"Wow! You do have a triple A membership!"

A guy in the desert changing a flat tire, while the spare tire also get damaged.

'I do have an extra set of keys, they're in the glovebox.'

"Life After a Circus Bankruptcy."

"Fetch, Ernie, fetch!"

'Should I call the auto club of the coast guard?'

Fresh picked baseballs.

Witch's Tow

Using teamwork to paint a lamppost.

'We can improve our response times in road services.'

"Luckily, my insurance covers roadside assistance."

"Drat! A flat tyre. . ."

"My husband would get out and change the tire, but he has a lug nut allergy."

"Is this Bart from Country Farm? This is Dan the Unrideable. Yep, happened again. "

Witch steals a traffic man's Go sign.

'Well, there's your problem lady. Your car's blown an engine seal.'

Woman gets a flat tire and waits for help.

'The spare's flat too, honey. Toss me that fruitcake.'

"We forgot to get spark plugs -- I'll drive."

'Well, there is definitely water in the carburettor.'

"If you would care to take a seat, our waiter, Paul, will be with you momentarily."

Traffic Department Worker Pruning Traffic Lights.

"'Don't quit your day job???' Hey, that's mean!"

Emergency Phone

Five-year or 5,000-mile heel-to-toe warranty with 24-hour roadside assistance.

'Automobilia Now: Lemon and Lemonaid.

'Tow trunk lifting itself..'

Hello, is that the RAC?

Roadside assistance

"Once I start writing a poem, I can't stop."

'I'm thinking of planting flowers and putting a picket fence from my door out to the highway ... how would that be?'